let's set the world on fire.

zubat:

I’m sorry, sir, I don’t know what is wrong with your car’s engine but if you open and close the hood like this, it looks like the car is talking

So now when you do Alt + Reblog, the reblog symbol turns green, “explodes” and then disappears.

theshelbylife:

incestuous-lesbianponies:

laurarw:

I THOUGHT THIS WAS KIDDING SOGMLASG

HOLY SHIT

(Source: dont-blink-korra)

herspanic:

please don’t leave me alone with your parents if i’m at your house 

justmiraa:

growing up means realizing a lot of your old friends are assholes

(Source: dysphoriadaughter)

dylanquents:

have you ever been so wildly attracted to someone that you can actually feel your heart rotting just because you know you’ll never get a chance with them